I love Michigan. | July 11, 2008

Via this post on Pandagon, I learned about a crackdown on saggy pants in Flint. If you think Detroit’s crazy, go look at Flint. I think they won the crazy contest.

Flint residents now have to watch their butts because Police Chief David Dicks is on the lookout.

Dicks, who took over the department last month on an interim basis, announced that his officers would start arresting people wearing saggy pants that expose skivvies, boxer shorts or bare bottoms.

Other than I don’t like boxers on guys, holy cow, Flint police. Do you really have so much time on your hands that you’re now resorting to looking at guys’ butts to determine “public indecency”?

I vote that every start wearing boxer briefs or whitey-tighties, instead of boxers, to actually give the city something to look at. Because really, they’re going after boxers.


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